I'm the lead developer at The Onion. When I'm not working I enjoy long moonlit walks along the beach with robots, the history of science and technology, and warm fuzzy kittens.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. —Robert A. Heinlein
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. —Robert A. Heinlein
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Mon Dec 1 11:00 pm, 2008
nullsleep - says it's not the end
bit shifter - particle change
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Fri Oct 17 11:42 am, 2008
Bob Abboud's campaign site has a couple of The Onion's 'American Voices' character photos under his endorsements section. You can add an endorsement here, so I'm assuming the folks approving the endorsements aren't regular Onion readers.
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The Entirety Of My Political Support
Fri Aug 15 8:14 pm, 2008
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